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OK. First thing first. Why do i build this page?...well, you see I have this "fren" who is kinda "i'm the best" kinda
guy...well I can't say much if he's the best, he's the best, I can't object to that. This page is an exact parody to his website
here,Raymondz Spotz. Please open his "site" in another page (Shift+click) when viewing this page. (It's funnier that way).
First, do you realise my page and his page has exactly the same look??? Hehheh, well, you see, Raymondz here, as a stuck
up freak he is,tells some people that he made his page from scratch...wowowowow...his frens says. That's myth and here's the
fact (no pun intended) go toTripod and you can get one exactly one for free and no HTML knowledge needed...so much for his "I did it myself" crap.
Let's analyze the name of his "site". RaYmOnDz SpOtz....sounds cool...but you want to know the truth if Raymond in person
is reli cool????? Well take a look here....
see the pic??? Yeah...that's him. Does he look cool...maybe or maybe not...for those who say "yes, he looks so damn cool,here's
another fact for you...the sunglasses??Makes him look like he is blind...hehehhee and he is somewhere in UK in the photo
(prob thats what makes him think he is above all people..."becoz i've been to UK and you have not therefore I am King and
you are slave").
Enough of the crap, Raymond Fact No.1 = Raymond is trying very hard to be cool but he sucks at it...therefore Raymond
is lame. Moral lesson...Don't be like Raymond, If you are not cool, Don't try to be cool.
"Hey there! Nice of you to drop by!" First quote by Raymond. Hey there...sounds friendly but in the real fact this is
what Raymond would do to a girl to get her attention..."hey there, I'm cool, wanna go out with me???" I don noe if that works
out for him or not, you would have to ask him...hehhee.
And do you see the leo thingy down there??? Well, Raymond as stuck up as he is, joined Leo Club this year. He bought RM300
worth of badges and scouts around looking like he is alredy a member for a decade...for wat purpose would a person spend
RM 300 for a few pieces of worthless metals??? Well, here's the answer, he wants to fit in that's why. "Everyone has badges
so I shud get badges too"...if that's wat ur thinking then you hit the jackpot...not only that...there are rumors that he
wants to rebel against the club's president...well I cant say a thing, he is the best anyway, remember???
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